10. Why is it so important for me to remember the cow says moo?
9. I waited nine months for this? Bad food, pooping myself and being passed around like a bucket of fried chicken...
8. I'm hungry. I'm tired. But I'm more hungry than tired.
7. OMG!! That wasn't a fart!
6. I don't know what to do with my hands! (Ricky Bobby)
5. Stop staring at me...EVERYONE!
4. Are those things attached to my body? Regardless, they should go in my mouth.
3. They feed me, change me, carry me, make me laugh...I must be their ruler.
2. (long pause with mouth open and slobber dripping)
1. Can I eat that? I'm gonna eat that.
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