Babies Can't Tell Time...and Don't Care to Know

Top 10 Things Your Baby is Thinking Right Now

10. Why is it so important for me to remember the cow says moo?

9. I waited nine months for this? Bad food, pooping myself and being passed around like a bucket of fried chicken...

8. I'm hungry. I'm tired. But I'm more hungry than tired.

7. OMG!! That wasn't a fart!

6. I don't know what to do with my hands! (Ricky Bobby)

5. Stop staring at me...EVERYONE!

4. Are those things attached to my body? Regardless, they should go in my mouth.

3. They feed me, change me, carry me, make me laugh...I must be their ruler.

2. (long pause with mouth open and slobber dripping)

1. Can I eat that? I'm gonna eat that.

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A Very Special Mother's Day

M-O-T-H-E-R

"M" is for the million things she gave me, 
"O" means only that she's growing old, 
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me, 
"H" is for her heart of purest gold; 
"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining, 
"R" means right, and right she'll always be, 
Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER," A word that means the world to me

Author: Howard Johnson

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